Swamp-dweller Blues
Swamp-dweller Blues
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Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges over to his office. It ain't glamorous being the CEO of an ogrebusiness. He's got mountains of paperwork to deal with, meetings with irritating investors, and the constant threat of donkey shenanigans.
To top it all off, he's gotta fight off the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just lounging in his swamp with a good bowl of gunk, but duty calls. He groans and throws on his business suit. Another day, another dollar.
Corporate Swamp: Donkey Knows You Feel It
Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.
- We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
- It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
- Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.
Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.
Marshland Melodies > Nine to Five
Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's cubicle farm . Out here in the swamps , life moves at a more natural flow. You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to hear the birds sing. No fluorescent lights out here. Just the rustling reeds and the soft sunlight. It's a good life , ya know? One you can't find in no city slicker hustle .
Lord Farquaad Is My Boss Send Help
This stinks. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I talked back once, and let me tell you, it was a horrible experience. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.
I just need to disappear. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.
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* I'm pretty sure he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.
* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.
* Please, someone, come quick!
Full Time Ogre, Part Time Meme Lord
He's a real beast, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes that green goodness. When he's not stomping around, you can catch him crafting memes. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a funny guy.
- The meme game is weak without him
- He lives for the likes
- Get on his good side, or else
Weekend Forecast: 100% Swamped
Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real slogger. We're lookin' at intense rain all weekend long with heat indexes in the scorching 100s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra protection and a poncho. check here It might even be good for gettin' that swamp critter watchin' in.
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